Falling up
This commercial just said “if you or a loved one have died while taking….”

Wut? Yeah hold on lemme get outta my grave and call.

  • New Tech: *comes in introduces himself and takes my vitals then leaves*
  • Sister: It's a good thing my heart rate isn't on the monitor. That's the most perfect looking man I've ever seen.
Both of my nurses today have been hot as fuck.
My nurse looks like nichole337….

  • Nobody: American accents are such a turn on.